RigorMortie: Death by Sex Puppet, by Dick Bouvier
263 pages, with a 4.9-star rating from 27 reviews
Trapped under a dead 400 pound car salesman, a young woman's struggle to survive leads to a world of remorseless urine bombings, liver meringue pie-fueled Nazis, and the Sisters of the General Ledger, a fringe group devoted to military-style Catholicism and "putting the Jesus back in Christ." Average review: 4.9 out of 5 stars
I FOUND THE PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER SPOT-ON!" - FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST
5 out of 5 Stars! By Amazon Customer, May 3, 2016
"This is a laugh-out-loud journey worth taking! The author has a brilliant way of combining the hilarious with the tragic (sometimes disgusting) realities of every person and major institution in America. I found myself uttering, "no way" several times, followed by guttural laughter!
The author's mastery of the English language, as well as politics and psychology, are fascinating. AS A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST, I FOUND THE CREATION OF HIS PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER SPOT-ON!
Can't wait to see what characters Bouvier comes up with in his next book. It will be difficult to top this! There is an absurd quality to the almost impossible scenarios that through written word made seemingly possible. I would love to get inside his head and see how those neurons connect!"
Meet the Author
Dick and December Bouvier hooked up at a criminal career symposium in Boston where they later operated a lucrative insurance fraud business. They currently live on the campus of Florida Union Collegiate University where Dick is an adjunct professor of body waxing and December runs a numbers game from the backroom of a laundromat. In their spare time, the Bouviers raise non-GMO, free-range pythons and work as freelance embalmers. This is their first literary effort since their failed attempt to claim copyright ownership of The Bible.