Friday, May 27, 2016

"RigorMortie: Death by Sex Puppet," by Dick and December Bouvier


RigorMortie: Death by Sex Puppet, by Dick Bouvier
263 pages, with a 4.9-star rating from 27 reviews

"This is a laugh-out-loud journey worth taking! The author has a brilliant way of combining the hilarious with the tragic (sometimes disgusting) realities of every person and major institution in America. I found myself uttering, "no way" several times, followed by guttural laughter!

The author's mastery of the English language, as well as politics and psychology are fascinating. As a forensic psychologist I found the creation of his psychopathic character spot-on! Can't wait to see what characters Bouvier comes up with in his next book. It will be difficult to top this!

I would love to get inside his head and see how those neurons connect!

There is an absurd quality to the almost impossible scenarios that through written word made seemingly possible." -- Amazon Reviewer

Trapped under a dead 400 pound car salesman, a young woman's struggle to survive leads to a world of remorseless urine bombings, liver meringue pie-fueled Nazis, and the Sisters of the General Ledger, a fringe group devoted to military-style Catholicism and "putting the Jesus back in Christ." Average review: 4.9 out of 5 stars

I FOUND THE PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER SPOT-ON!" - FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST
5 out of 5 Stars! By Amazon Customer, May 3, 2016

"This is a laugh-out-loud journey worth taking! The author has a brilliant way of combining the hilarious with the tragic (sometimes disgusting) realities of every person and major institution in America. I found myself uttering, "no way" several times, followed by guttural laughter!

The author's mastery of the English language, as well as politics and psychology, are fascinating. AS A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST, I FOUND THE CREATION OF HIS PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER SPOT-ON!

Can't wait to see what characters Bouvier comes up with in his next book. It will be difficult to top this! There is an absurd quality to the almost impossible scenarios that through written word made seemingly possible. I would love to get inside his head and see how those neurons connect!"


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Dick and December Bouvier hooked up at a criminal career symposium in Boston where they later operated a lucrative insurance fraud business. They currently live on the campus of Florida Union Collegiate University where Dick is an adjunct professor of body waxing and December runs a numbers game from the backroom of a laundromat. In their spare time, the Bouviers raise non-GMO, free-range pythons and work as freelance embalmers. This is their first literary effort since their failed attempt to claim copyright ownership of The Bible.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Discover the "Poor Man" series!

Looking for a new series to get lost in? Discover Elliot Kay's well crafted Poor Man series!

This highly rated military sci-fi might be just what you need in a set of books. Want great characters, excellent writing, and stellar reviews? Check out the Poor Man's Flight Series.

Poor Man's Fight (Poor Man's Fight Series Book 1), by Elliott Kay

"I have to say, Eliot Kay knows his military boot camp material. What I like the most about "Poor Man's Fight" though is the way Mr. Kay sketches his characters. He's good at it and his easy going writing style is a cover for a highly crafted, well honed piece. His characters feel real and you care about them. " -- Amazon Reviewer


Quick-witted Tanner Malone has bombed the Test, an all-important exam that establishes how much he owes for his corporate-funded education. With his future plans crushed under a mountain of debt, Tanner enlists in the navy of his home star system of Archangel. But he hasn’t factored in the bullying shipmates, the civil war brewing on the border, or the space pirates.

As Tanner begins basic training, the government ramps up its forces to confront the vicious raiders wreaking havoc throughout human space. Led by the complex and charismatic Captain Casey, the outlaws never let their egalitarian and democratic ideals get in the way of a little murder or mayhem.
Assigned to the front lines, Tanner learns there’s only one way to deal with his ruthless foes, cruel comrades, and the unforgiving void of space. He’ll have to get up close and personal.


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Like many Seattleites, Elliott Kay is a refugee from Los Angeles. He is a former Coast Guardsman with a Bachelor's in history. Elliott has survived a motorcycle crash, serious electric shocks, severe seasickness, summers in Phoenix and winters in Seattle. Other books by Elliott include the Good Intentions series, an urban fantasy comedy-adventure set in modern day Seattle. Please, for your own safety, read the warnings before purchase.



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All The Way (All Series Book 3), by Natalie Ann. (Still free?)

"I recently discovered Natalie Ann as an author and discovered I had more of her books waiting to be read in my Kindle, which made me very happy! This was the 3rd book of hers that I read-I started with All of Me-and I really liked this book. I have enjoyed the pace of this series of books and how she lets you know both points of view. I enjoyed that Alec and Brynn were attracted to each other but took some time to get to know each other and when they felt that they were both ready they moved forward-even though they struggled to keep themselves from going too far." -- Amazon Reviewer

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As a child working alongside her father’s knee, Brynn Palmer had dreams of overseeing her own construction site. Being a woman in a man’s world didn’t bother her. She had it covered and was making it work. Until she realized it really wasn’t working at all. Then one night all her dreams came crashing around her.

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All Or Nothing - Ben Harper and Presley James
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Road to Recovery - Brooke Malone and Lucas Mathews
Road to Redemption - Cori Summers and Jack Reynolds
Road to Reality- Beth Campbell and Mac Malone
Road to Reason - Kaitlin Harper and Ryan Mathews



265 pages, with a 4.4-star rating from 14 reviews.

                     



The Last of the Firedrakes (The Avalonia Chronicles Book 1), by Farah Oomerbhoy. (Still 0.99?)

"Above all else my favorite thing about this book is the astounding character development we get to see with Aurora. In the beginning she appears weak. In reality she's not weak, she is grieving and feels utterly alone in the world. This book shows us how important it is to have people in your life who love & support you. Family and friendships make us stronger. Aurora is such an admirable character, her thinking is wonderful, no matter what your race or class everyone deserves to be treated equally. I also like how she's not perfect, she's flawed just like everyone else." -- Amazon Reviewer

Silver award winner in IBPA's Benjamin Franklin Awards 2016

Finalist in the 2015 USA Best Book Awards

Winner in Wattpad's 2015 Watty Awards

16-year-old Aurora Darlington is an orphan. Mistreated by her adopted family and bullied at school, she dreams of running away and being free. But when she is kidnapped and dragged through a portal into a magical world, suddenly her old life doesn't seem so bad.

Avalonia is a dangerous land ruled by powerful mages and a cruel, selfish queen who will do anything to control all seven kingdoms--including killing anyone who stands in her way. Thrust headlong into this new, magical world, Aurora's arrival sets plans in motion that threaten to destroy all she holds dear.

With the help of a young fae, a magical pegasus, and a handsome mage, Aurora journeys across Avalonia to learn the truth about her past and unleash the power within herself. Kingdoms collide as a complicated web of political intrigue and ancient magic lead Aurora to unravel a shocking secret that will change her life forever.



416 pages, with a 4.2-star rating from 251 reviews.

                     



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The Money Is Green, by Owen Sullivan. (Still free?)

"Loved this book! My favorite of Owen's so far. I started it and finished it the same day - couldn't put it down. MORE! " -- Amazon Reviewer

After losing his wife to an affair, along with the electrical contracting company he built, Jason Ballard is experiencing life at its cruelest. In a desperate attempt to get back on his feet, he takes a job at Soltech, a thriving solar panel company based in Shanghai, only to discover all that glitters is not gold.

Mei Chen the seductive wife of the third highest-ranking official in the Communist Party, owns and operates Soltech with an iron fist. An industrious and successful business woman, she makes not attempt to hide her excessive wealth or shy away from her controversial opinions. Although extremely powerful, she yearns for more...wealth, status and above all more power.

Leave it to the United States Congress to throw open the doors to the vault. With literally billions of dollars slated for "green energy" projects, Mei Chen stands boldly at the front of the line to grab as much of the "green money" as she can. Jason, realizing too late that Mei is a ruthless adversary and will stop at nothing...risks his very life to oppose her.



298 pages, with a 5-star rating from 2 reviews.

                     



Star Shroud (Ascension Series Book 1), by Ken Lozito. (Still 0.99?)

"This author understands his craft--well put together story, crisp writing style and polished editing. This is a first contact saga with a great cast of characters and an interesting twist. If you're looking for a fun, easy, teaser to what looks to be a very nice series, I recommend the read. " -- Amazon Reviewer


Humanity is about to learn they aren’t alone.


Zack Quick has been on the move for ten years hacking big corporations and exposing their secrets. Then he stumbles upon one of the biggest discoveries that will forever change the world and possibly get him killed.

Kaylan Farrow is the pilot for Earth’s most advanced spaceship whose maiden voyage is supposed to take her crew to Titan, but newly released images from a deep space probe threaten to cancel the mission.

Kept secret for 60 years, the discovery of an alien signal forces a NASA pilot and computer hacker to team up to investigate an alien structure discovered in the furthest reaches of the solar system.

The Star Shroud is the first installment in a action packed science fiction thriller series. If you like space opera adventure stories with clever heroes, impossible situations, and chilling discoveries, then strap yourself in, you’re in for a fun nonstop thrill ride. Buy The STAR SHROUD and start your epic journey today!



261 pages, with a 4.5-star rating from 45 reviews.

                     



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